February 2011
you can't make this stuff up
astoldbycharlie:
Big Audio Dynamite are playing V!
:O
…
Still wouldn’t go if you payed me.
Putting a cross through the words makes normal statements seem melancholy and deep.
BUMBLEBEAR! D:
I'm going for a lil bit :) i will be back later...
LEAVE ME NICE ASKS! :)
I can't find any pictures of me that don't have...
And putting other people on the internet without them knowing is like RAPE!
beckydashdash:
message me a picture of your nan and i’ll tell you my favourite thing about your nan
Anonymous asked: Haribo :) x
Anonymous asked: Post a picture of yourself???
Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination...
– Albert Einstein (via girlwithoutwings)
That awkward moment when...
PORN!!!!
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I may have the body... of a weak and feeble...
but I have the heart and stomach of a concrete elephant!
People who use "aw cute" make me want to drown...
Places Lancashire is better than:
getinthecar:
SHAKESPEARE ON MY BLOG.
it depresses me how small my boobs are
They used to be so magnificent :(
DAMN YOU GYM-LESS LONDON.
"Life's too short for the wrong job"
elviniasogorgeous:
tomatoneedles:
WORTH A MILLION REBLOGS.
I am going to invent the "Flask-o-bath".
Then i can read in the bath all day without going blue.
etheldelaney-deactivated2011102 asked: YOU'RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
The "deal or no deal" slot machine owes me money.
Got in at 5 this morning D:
There’s no story here, I just thought i’d share with you how cool and rock’n’roll i am.
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Oh one more thing...
Been back half an hour, now i am going out.
Because i am AWESOME.
My phone is broken :(
I can read texts :)
I just cant send them :( :(
Everybody send me nice texts! :) :)
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A list of things that happened during the 7 days I...
A woman fell over on the escalator.
I watched Hamlet in the west end and spent 4 hours holding back a sneeze.
I sneezed.
I watched 17 films and the second series of Blackadder.
I re-discovered murder she wrote.
I did not masturbate.
I bought a new leather jacket.
I got literally no sleep.
:)
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BACK
IN BLACK
TO THE FUTURE
STREET BOYS
from London.
OFF TO LANDAN.
Me and Ellie have a kind of exchange programme worked out.
see you in a week :)
Why am I so insecure about everything?