My views on sexuality:
Don’t fuck kids.
I don't like it when people say things like...
I agree that beauty has very little to do with weight or looks or superficiality, but you’re not helping anybody by saying “you’re beautiful because everyone is” because that’s basically saying “you’re beautiful by default” and that’s not really any help to anyone at all. In fact, you’re only making things worse because the more you use...
Put a number in my ask and I'll you why the fuck...
My personal rules that seem to have attached...
Never go ANYWHERE without your ipod. Never wear shorts or short sleeved shirts unless it is ridiculously hot and even then, don’t wear shorts. Never call a person by their name no matter how sure you are that that is their name just in case you’ve got their name wrong. Never be the first to wish someone a happy birthday on facebook just in case it isn’t really their birthday...
Who needs cocaine when you have a strange brain...
I am in love with Ellen Page :(
If you've got a strong stomach, here's a firsthand...
iheartchaos: So the last couple of days, there’s been this email going around (which none of you sent me!) from a woman named Beejoli Shah (pictured above) who once had a bit of a fling with Quentin Tarantino at which time, Tarantino, who has a bit of a foot fetish, ended up sucking Ms. Shah’s toes. And so she decided to blog about it. Read More That is the weirdest fucking thing i’ve...
If I had five million pounds I’d start a radio station because something needs...– Joe Strummer (via duluomeray)
electrobitch replied to your post: electrobitch replied to your post: I dunno how i’m… I AM A SEX UNICORN I WILL RIDE YOU.
Still don’t get why everyone likes the Harry Potter films so much :/
That awkward moment when you realise you've been...
I aint even mad.
I have exactly 100 messages :)
electrobitch replied to your post: I dunno how i’m gonna get any of my stuff down to Leicester if I end up living there D: i will take the sex plz. lol joke i want a fucking unicorn. A SEX UNICORN. Full of sparkly magic spunk.
I dunno how i'm gonna get any of my stuff down to...
Anyone fancy giving me a lift? :) I will pay in petrol money and/or oral sex.
My best mate is having brain surgery RIGHT NOW.
His facebook wall is full of kind messages:
I think Japan has supplanted Canada as my new...
Slept about thirteen hours,
And now i have chocolate orange biscuits. Christ i’m cool.
I would do things to Maria Sharapova that would...
That is all.
Karen Gillan found wandering naked and dazed...
iheartchaos: Close enough. Over the weekend, the BBC flew Matt Smith, Karen Gillan and others to New York for a Doctor Who promo thing. After the promotional was over, it was back to the hotel for partying— a whole lot of partying. And at the end of it all, Karen Gillan, who plays Amy Pond on the show, was found naked, dazed and whimpering by hotel staff. Read More Haha what a bint...
Anonymous asked: Do you like skinny girls?
Or ''chubby'' ones?
Or ''chubby'' ones?
The Stone Roses - This is the one One of my top 5...
Everyone has got to realise you can’t hold onto the past if you want any future....– Joe Strummer (via bringitbackagain)