The Hand & Racquet: Archive

Jun 30th

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My views on sexuality:

Don’t fuck kids.

Jun 30th

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I don't like it when people say things like...

I agree that beauty has very little to do with weight or looks or superficiality, but you’re not helping anybody by saying “you’re beautiful because everyone is” because that’s basically saying “you’re beautiful by default” and that’s not really any help to anyone at all. In fact, you’re only making things worse because the more you use...

Jun 30th

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Jun 30th

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Jun 30th

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Put a number in my ask and I'll you why the fuck...

Jun 30th

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My personal rules that seem to have attached...

Never go ANYWHERE without your ipod. Never wear shorts or short sleeved shirts unless it is ridiculously hot and even then, don’t wear shorts. Never call a person by their name no matter how sure you are that that is their name just in case you’ve got their name wrong. Never be the first to wish someone a happy birthday on facebook just in case it isn’t really their birthday...

Jun 30th

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Who needs cocaine when you have a strange brain...

Jun 29th

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I am in love with Ellen Page :(

Jun 29th

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If you've got a strong stomach, here's a firsthand...

iheartchaos: So the last couple of days, there’s been this email going around (which none of you sent me!) from a woman named Beejoli Shah (pictured above) who once had a bit of a fling with Quentin Tarantino at which time, Tarantino, who has a bit of a foot fetish, ended up sucking Ms. Shah’s toes. And so she decided to blog about it. Read More That is the weirdest fucking thing i’ve...

Jun 29th

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“If I had five million pounds I’d start a radio station because something needs...”

– Joe Strummer (via duluomeray)

Jun 29th

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electrobitch replied to your post: electrobitch replied to your post: I dunno how i’m… I AM A SEX UNICORN I WILL RIDE YOU.

Jun 29th

Still don’t get why everyone likes the Harry Potter films so much :/

Jun 29th

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That awkward moment when you realise you've been...

I aint even mad.

Jun 29th

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I have exactly 100 messages :)

Jun 29th

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electrobitch replied to your post: I dunno how i’m gonna get any of my stuff down to Leicester if I end up living there D: i will take the sex plz. lol joke i want a fucking unicorn. A SEX UNICORN. Full of sparkly magic spunk.

Jun 29th

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Jun 29th

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I dunno how i'm gonna get any of my stuff down to...

Anyone fancy giving me a lift? :) I will pay in petrol money and/or oral sex.

Jun 29th

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My best mate is having brain surgery RIGHT NOW.

His facebook wall is full of kind messages:

Jun 29th

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Jun 29th

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I think Japan has supplanted Canada as my new...

Jun 29th

Slept about thirteen hours,

And now i have chocolate orange biscuits. Christ i’m cool.

Jun 29th

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Jun 28th

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I would do things to Maria Sharapova that would...

Jun 28th

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Jun 28th

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Maria Sharapova.

That is all.

Jun 28th

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Jun 28th

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Jun 27th

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Jun 27th

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Karen Gillan found wandering naked and dazed...

iheartchaos: Close enough. Over the weekend, the BBC flew Matt Smith, Karen Gillan and others to New York for a Doctor Who promo thing. After the promotional was over, it was back to the hotel for partying— a whole lot of partying. And at the end of it all, Karen Gillan, who plays Amy Pond on the show, was found naked, dazed and whimpering by hotel staff. Read More Haha what a bint...

Jun 27th

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Anonymous asked: Do you like skinny girls?
Or ''chubby'' ones?

Jun 27th

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